I have to come up for air and nicotine.
I'm a comma weirdo.
I have been exiled, but it's the best thing that's ever happened to me.
HIM: We're ordering subway
HER: Do you know if their toaster's working?
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How to be a happy expat
Because a cloud wall makes you want to take a selfie. After 10 years living in the UAE, some of that time happy, some miserable and ...
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"It had pizza sauce on it, which I wasn't anticipating." -colleague, after a bite of a "slice" -
Because a cloud wall makes you want to take a selfie. After 10 years living in the UAE, some of that time happy, some miserable and ... -
Thanks to Bob and JP, both freezing their ***ses off in Ottawa at the moment, for naming this hideous creature, which is, by the way, most d...
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Weird stuff is known to occur on 2/29. So, I'd attribute the 'toaster' remark to that date.
They say Nicotine is bad for health but I don't subscribe to that, as I read somewhere au contraire!
No, seriously. I can even send you a link to prove that for a fact.
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