Overheard in the newsroom: I'm a-heading on a vacation edition

I feel like I had a vacation with him.

I'd be really cross if a piece of ceiling fell on my head!

Editor A: You know what they need for a shock campaign?
Editor B: Tasers?

Do you go to Toys R Us to get your cutlery?

Jet Blue is the budget airline that's not disgusting.

I don't know how to phrase it to even ask the internet.

Air Bud: he's like the Free Willy of the canine world.