Overheard in the newsroom: Fun, fun, fun Wednesday edition

He's become the face of British indecency.

I feel like I have Dengue fever, a bit.

I think if I was awake it would have been a really good movie. 

Overheard in the newsroom: The start of a long, wintry week edition

I have a hand crush on her.

Whenever I need to take a taxi someplace, when I don't have the car, I just don't go.

I've got a new wrinkle I'm really upset about.

Overheard in the newsroom: Super special September 1 edition

Flip flops are the lazy woman's high heel. 

Yesterday. I had a bad day, I just wanted to play a game of bowling. However, I was not told that I could not have a game of bowling in kandoura. 

There's just no way I'd want to put any of those in my mouth.

Overheard in the newsroom: Wednesday edition

I have an emergency banana.

Do you remember the guy coming back from Thailand with animals in his suitcase?

Overheard in the newsroom: Friday edition

"Why would they send you a jar full of golden balls?

Overheard in the newsroom

If I was queen of the world, the limit would be 3.