Dear Bridesmaids. I have been waiting for you. I have been faithful to you – even when others offered me a forbidden, bit-torrenty taste. I know when I go to the cinema on Thursday, wearing bells because I am so excited, you will have been slightly – if not significantly – altered at the hands of the UAE's censors. That's okay. I have learned to incorporate funny cuts and random black bars on the screen into my movie-going experience. I cannot wait to meet you. (PS I am a massive Kirsten Wiig fan, obvs)
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