Paris Hilton is in Dubai, right now!
Now if this was my old paper, the Ottawa Sun, we'd slap a Sens jersey on her and put her on the front page tomorrow. The National? I suspect it will be somewhere inside. And let's hope the hotel heiress has covered up.
Apparently she's here to shoot the second season of her reality show, Paris Hilton's My New BFF. The disdain is palpable.