"Part of the problem is that he also looks like Santa on his day off."
"So, she's a little AWOL at the moment? Just a touch?"
"Wake up and smell the shisha. You are not in Miami."
"Yes, I broke the internet."
"The thing is, it's only Americans who are on this 'real journalism' bit. Brits are happy to churn it out. 'This is chip paper'."
A conversation between two editors:
Editor A: "What's the longest you've ever quit smoking?"
Editor B: "I quit for about 8 hours last time."