Overheard in the newsroom: Super special Thursday edition

"Oh that's right, I have to pay my tea boy who won't bring me anything."

"The Government now has even more of my fingerprints." (re: Emirates ID card)

"So you're not apologising for not giving my mother back her jeans?" (man to man)

"Marshmellows don't move through the system all that well."

"I said 'bless you' because you sneezed and you said 'f--- you!'"


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