Two British guys talking over pints (for much, much longer than I would have thought two guys would talk over pints on this particular topic) about how one of them has a massive crush on a girl at work.
Guy 1: Do you talk to her outside the office?
Guy 2: Yeah. (Pauses, smiles bashfully) She probably calls me more than I call her.
Guy 1: (Gives him a thumbs up) Probably time for champagne and strawberries.
Guy 2: Yeah, but that's the easy part.