Overheard in the newsroom: Super special Wednesday edition

"I am an expert at staycations."

"Seriously, is no one hearing jazz music?"

"My mom is calling me on Skype. She has never in my life acknowledged that I have a full-time job."

"Nothing to infer about our arriving together."

Reporter A: "So you don't like rollercoasters?"
Reporter B: "Absolutely no. I don't like adrenaline of any kind."


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