"I've decided I am officially sick of everything."
-Regarding the daily lunch order
"Do you want this energy-efficient lightbulb?"
"No, I want a light bulb that pulls a lever and takes a dump on the environment."
"I am ordering you not to work so hard."
"He's not coming, so we are losing our elderly person."
-In terms of a 37-year-old bowing out of the pub quiz
-Regarding the daily lunch order
"Do you want this energy-efficient lightbulb?"
"No, I want a light bulb that pulls a lever and takes a dump on the environment."
"I am ordering you not to work so hard."
"He's not coming, so we are losing our elderly person."
-In terms of a 37-year-old bowing out of the pub quiz
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