Overheard in the newsroom: Super special Thursday edition

"Part of the problem is that he also looks like Santa on his day off."

"So, she's a little AWOL at the moment? Just a touch?"

"Wake up and smell the shisha. You are not in Miami."

"Yes, I broke the internet."

"The thing is, it's only Americans who are on this 'real journalism' bit. Brits are happy to churn it out. 'This is chip paper'."

A conversation between two editors:
Editor A: "What's the longest you've ever quit smoking?"
Editor B: "I quit for about 8 hours last time."

Comments

Red Nomad OZ said…
Haha! All good, but quitting for 8 hours? That deserves a special commendation!!

Have a great day!

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