"HR saying 'I don't like the way you are holding that banana'."
-On how a recent workplace crackdown on dress codes might escalate
"You scrape the ice off the windshield with your maxed-out credit cards."
-On how whenever we talk about how it sucks to live here, we console ourselves with thoughts of extreme weather and paying taxes
"This is the least-weird cake I've had since moving here."
-Because cake in the UAE is mostly just wrong.
-On how a recent workplace crackdown on dress codes might escalate
"You scrape the ice off the windshield with your maxed-out credit cards."
-On how whenever we talk about how it sucks to live here, we console ourselves with thoughts of extreme weather and paying taxes
"This is the least-weird cake I've had since moving here."
-Because cake in the UAE is mostly just wrong.
2 comments:
how is the cake wrong?
It's just not delicious. Either too heavy or too light or dry. Odd icing. It's like they don't know how to make it. It's actually a good thing - I am never tempted by bakeries. :)
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