Today in Groupon: Fertility tests for men and women!

Group buying in this country has given us discounted STD tests, packs of gold playing cards and large packs of prophylactics. Today we have fertility tests from an Abu Dhabi lab. Eight people have already bought it - the deal is on!


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Voix said…
They've thought of everything.
February 1, 2013 at 12:51 AM
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