Today in Groupon: UAE Groupon writers are better than any product or service they are trying to sell

They are all gems but today's is really stellar:

Appearing comfortable in your body can help project a professional image more easily than sewing a three-piece suit out of business cards or replacing your head with a briefcase. Finesse your façade with this Groupon: get up to 6 sessions of full body relaxing massage starting from AED 75 at Emirates Inspiration Beauty Center.

Today in Groupon: Fertility tests for men and women!

Group buying in this country has given us discounted STD tests, packs of gold playing cards and large packs of prophylactics. Today we have fertility tests from an Abu Dhabi lab. Eight people have already bought it - the deal is on!