Overheard in the newsroom: Thursday edition
It's weird because he can see out, so he just sits there and watches everyone.
He's given our lawn some kind of lawn STD because there are mushrooms growing all over it
I want to work somewhere normal, where people act as they should.
I wanted to dress up as swine flu for Halloween, but then I got sick.
It's alright in the winter but in the summer it's hell.
I cross-stitched Tina Turner.
That's it. I'm so having carbs today.