Overheard in the newsroom: Thursday edition
All I'm going to do today is feel pity for people who don't have more life awareness.
I was just thinking I'd have a nap on the way home, but then I realised I'm driving.
Istanbul - now that's a boozy city.
Editor A: I never really got Mr Wobbles.
Editor B: What didn't you get? He was not that complex a character.