Overheard in the newsroom: Super special holiday Thursday edition

I think Idris Elba would be a good choice for the next James Bond.

Editor A: I want to buy some new shoes.
Editor B: Me too, and I know where they are and how much they cost.

She took something away from me that day.

I hate self-service

The internet is just pages and pages of peril and porn.

This is fish by the way, it's going to smell

DIY Vampire Facial! That would be Google bait gold...

They all look the same, guys with dirty beards


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