I get press releases: Kellogg's to pour massive amounts of cereal in a Guinness World Records bid at Dubai Marina Mall

When Susan Sarandon told me in an e-mail interview this week that when it came to launching one of her SPiN ping-pong clubs, her answer was "why not Dubai"? It's that kind of thinking that brings us to this:

On Friday April 26, Kellogg's will attempt to break 2 Guinness World Records™ titles (the Longest Breakfast Table and Largest Cereal Breakfast Attendance) at the Dubai Marina Mall Promenade in Dubai, from 8am-1pm. 

Everyone is invited to participate to the record and receive a free Kellogg’s Corn Flakes breakfast. 

Thanks for your support!

So this, but times a thousand. On a table. At a mall.