Overheard in the newsroom: Super special Thursday edition

"I can't believe they replied to your small chicken outburst."

"Don't say anything about my mother or I will physically slap you."

"You're not just calling me a liar. You're calling me a liar and a bad pasta cook."

Editor A: "Is Ann Marie eating cheesecake out of the pan?"
Editor B: "Yes she is. The only surprise is that she's using a fork to do it."

Editor A: "How are your sanity levels?"
Editor B: "Fluctuating."


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