Overheard in the newsroom: Sunday edition

"Is this Mohammed, the curtain man?"
-On redecorating

"See this is the problem, the English language has evolved beyond you, and it's your own &%$# country!"
-On being British
UPDATE: Grammar police, always nice to hear from you, that smelly "you're" has been swiftly replaced

"But you can't send smiley faces in Saxo."
-On using the designated computer system over e-mail


Anonymous said…
"and it's you're own &%$# country!"


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