*Experiencing expathood since 2008.
True story. Waiting for a taxi, the phone rings:Taxi driver: I am here sir outside your house.Me: No you're not.Taxi: Yes I amMe: No, I am outside my house and there is no taxi here.Taxi driver: I am here outside your house.Me: No you're not. You can't be. I am outside my house. You are not here. I would be able to see you. Please tell me your location.Taxi: You are outside your house? But I am outside your house now.ME: What street are you in?Taxi: Street 12, Villa 3Me: I am in Street 8, Villa 3.Taxi: In Springs 8?Me: No, Springs 12.Taxi: So Springs 12, Street 12, Villa 3.Me: No. Springs 12, Street 8, Villa 3.Taxi: I am there.Me: No you're not. (Just then another taxi comes past, light on so I flag it down).Me: Forget it.
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