Hairdresser: "How long is it since you had your hair cut?"
Customer: "Six months."
Hairdresser: "Wow. Why so long?"
Customer: "I live in Saudi, and I usually fly to Bahrain to get it done. But the situation there means I've not been able to get it cut. It's just been a nightmare."
Hairdresser: "No way… that is a nightmare."